Don't Marry
If you do, you might have children...
The world population is 7, 182, 519, 400
(7.18 Billion by 1.40pm IST - 30/09/2013)
(7.18 Billion by 1.40pm IST - 30/09/2013)
But if you do marry and have children, you might become wise enough to write a book.
Don't Write Any New Books
18, 41, 000 new books have already been published just this year (by 30/09/2013)
But if you still write and the book becomes popular, you will buy another of those latest mobile phones for status concerns...
Don't Buy Cell Phones
28, 63, 556 mobiles were purchased just TODAY! (by 1.56pm IST - 30/09/2013)
And then, if you do buy a mobile, you might get fan requests to write blogs...
Don't Write Any Blogs
18,81,378 blogs were written just TODAY! (by 1.58pm IST - 30th Sept 2013)
But if you don't listen to me and start writing blogs, you might find an attractive admirer calling you for a date. you would have to drive down to the hangout for the date.
Don't Drive Your Vehicle
25.6 Billion Ton CO2 emissions this year (by 2.00pm - 30/09/2013)
But you still drive and go to the hangout and drink a glass of water, to start with...
Don't Drink Water
37.02 Billion Liters of water were consumed just this year! (by 2.03pm IST - 30/09/2013)
But if you do drink water and after the date and on the way back home, you might stop at the Gas Station.
Don't Fill Petrol
4,92,46,982 Barrels of Petrol were pumped out just today (by 2.04pm IST - 30/9/2013)
But if you did fill petrol and got back home, you would want to celebrate the satisfaction, that brilliant date left you with... you celebrate it with a quick cigarette, without wanting your wife/husband to know.
Don't Smoke
People of the world have smoked 893, 83, 45, 256 cigarettes Today - that is 893 Crore fags in a single day! (by 2.07pm IST - 30/09/2013)
And while smoking in the chilled air at your good old backyard, you open the blogger on your new mobile and look at these statistics (893 Crores, remember?), you might get depressed at the state of the world affairs and commit suicide. Don't Commit Suicide!
8,00,762 people already, had committed suicide this year!
And then, you are convinced. You go in. Sleep tight.
Early in the morning while you are jogging, you feel terrific, that you haven't committed suicide last night!
In these moments of vulnerability, you see that gorgeous lady/macho man on the park bench, sipping juice... and THERE! You fall in Love! WoW!
But Wait...
Don't Love!
"Now WHAT? Is there something wrong in falling in Love too?"
Don't Love & Don't announce it to the world.
People might have no clue. They might think it is "Making Love" you are talking 'bout.
World average - 103 times per year...
(and perhaps nobody falls in Love even 3 time a year :( )
PS: Just for laughs... Thank you for reading :)
Sources and info:
·
Global Burden of Disease (GBD) - World Health
Organization (WHO)
·
World Proved
Reserves of Oil and Natural Gas, Most Recent Estimates - Energy
Information Administration (EIA) - Data from BP Statistical Review, Oil &
Gas Journal, World Oil, BP Statistical Review, CEDIGAZ, and Oil & Gas
Journal.
·
Global
Water Outlook to 2025 [Pdf] - International Food Policy Research
Institute (IFPRI) and the International Water Management Institute (IWMI)
·
UNESCO Institute for Statistics (UIS) - (United Nations Educational,
Scientific and Cultural Organization)
·
Gartner
·
World
Population Prospect: the 2012 Revision - United Nations,
Department of Economic and Social Affairs, Population Division (June 13, 2013)
Durex 2005
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